Am I Cooked? 😭
Upload the screenshot. Decode the signal. Get the reply before you sell the bag.
Result preview
The council has spoken
Verdict
Cooked, but recoverable.
Don’t send a paragraph. Keep it playful and controlled.
Best reply
“Fair enough, I’ll let you behave for now 😭”
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Drop the chat that has you overthinking.
Decode the energy
Get the meaning, power dynamic, and cooked score.
Copy the reply
Send the cleanest response before you panic.
SEE THE COUNCIL IN ACTION
Here's what you'll actually get.
Real messages. Real overthinking. Real answers.
"You deserve better than me."
Cooked Score: 91/100 • Yeah... start preparing your goodbye speech.
"sorry I fell asleep 😭❤️"
Cooked Score: 18/100 • Relax. They even added a heart.
"Come over, my parents are not home."
Cooked Score: 3/100 • Congratulations. You're absolutely not cooked.
HOW IT WORKS
Three simple steps.
Upload
Upload a screenshot or paste your chat.
The council reads it
We analyse tone, intent, power dynamics and mixed signals.
Get your diagnosis
Receive your cooked score, explanation and best reply.
FAQ
Questions we get all the time.
Does this work with WhatsApp?
Yes. WhatsApp, iMessage, Instagram, Snapchat and more.
Do I need an account?
Yes. Your account keeps your previous decodes, purchases and subscription in one place.
Can I blur names?
Absolutely. We only care about the conversation.
Still asking your friends?
Your friends tell you what you want to hear. The council tells you what's actually happening.
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